Just chilling. What up?

Today, while gardening, I realized:

It must be May. The tulips are blooming.

Ma ha ha ha ha. It has been so long since I have posted anything here! I actually can think of anyone who will see this, but I'm going to write it anyways because, hell, you only live once and you might as well squander your time doing something like this. Anyhoo, can't believe I haven't made a journal entry since Aug. Holy shit. Ironically enough, that's when I first started my job, and eight months later, I'm still makeing the same God damned wages. Ha, that's no secret, I've told everything that walks how unhappy I am about that. DA might as well know it too, ha ha. I was about to blame the fact that I stopped posting things on DA on ym camera being broken, but I wont even try to mislead the Plethora! of people who will in fact read this deep and profound piece of crap. I just stopped caring about this account, but none the less, as it is with fashion, I'm sure I'll come around again, and will once more being posting mediocre snapshots. Can you all stand the suspense?? No? Ok, guess not... Moving on, let's recap winter for you all: uhh, cold as fuck, and deathfully uneventful to boot!I don' think I changed as much as my toothpaste in all those months. Read some good books, and some not so good books (kiss my ass Clarice Lispector!), and can't recall any good movies either. But alas, spring has sprung, and brought along with it Joy! Joy! Joy! To commence, 300 was the sweetest film I've ever experienced, and on I-Max no less, with mens groins taller than my house! Fabulous! Top that off with some drunken bush parties and mass book burnings (ok, not so funny), and this spring has gotten off to a grand start. Yee Haw. So with my yearning for knowledge and some blister-packs of caffine pills, I'm ready to head into the final few months of school, so I can rocket into a two month bush-dwelling liver-killing drink-fest that will be later noted as my summer. A ha! Well, I've said about all I need to, to keep ya'll satiated with the nectar of my life (wow that was self absorbed! my appologies) and I shall leave ye here, probably for another 8 months. Peace out! P.S. this is my horoscope for today- "Before the day begins, you may awaken to questions, chatter and quandaries; mostly from young people, intent on jostling your bed. You can really use your mind to make clear choices no matter what time of day it is. You may have to repeat yourself several times, but they will finally get the picture; so-to-speak. Grab your running garb and join the group in some sort of exercise and then the day just falls into place. Today is one of those days that you join the family and go with the flow. If you do not have a family nearby, your own enjoyment of the unfolding day is good. You don’t want to plan your future finances or plot on how to get a better step up the working ladder; you just want to enjoy the day—and you will. Enjoy singing, humming or a little whistle."

This was on Glamour Magazine's website as of the "15 big, fat lies we tell ourselves"

-"9. If I looked like Sienna Miller, everything would be easy. Do you really think a breezy, rejection-free life is there waiting for someone just because she's gorgeous? Rich? Tall? Hello! Jude boinked the nanny! "

Ha ha, it made me laugh, as I hope it will do for you.

I wonder if they will laugh when I am dead

Why am I fighting to live if I'm just living to fight
Why am I trying to see when there ain't nothing in sight
Why am I trying to give when no one gives me a try
Why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die?

Check it, I grew up a fucking screw-up...

...In the dark, will we survive the bad parts?...

-They said thug life forever. And look what happened to them. But I see what they mean.